My favorite color is marigold.

I lost my virginity and was arrested the same night, while wearing a prom dress (and it wasn’t even prom)!

I have two dogs: Suzie and Matilda.

I have two kids.

I have one husband a big crush on lots of celebrities.

Current top 5 crushes: Tom Pelphrey, Harry Styles, Tom Morello, Ethan Hawke, and Paul Newman.

I’m from New Jersey.

My So-Called Life is a perfect show.

I saw Clueless in the theater 7 times.

I’m scared of cats and clowns.

Nacho Cheesier Doritos are better than Cool Ranch.

Frogs rule.

I once got stitches in my butt cheek and couldn’t sit all summer.

I currently own 7 pairs of Birkenstocks.

One time I lost my job for having a baby.

I’ve served Noel Gallagher a pint of Kronenbourg 1664 and Kobe Bryant a Kobe Burger, in London and LA, respectively.

I have Lupus and Ehlers Danlos, but I’m a cancer survivor!

I have 14 tattoos. I think. I always miss one or two.

A guy I had a crush on told me I looked like a female Ralph Macchio.

I hate the smell of play-doh.

E.T. is my favorite movie.